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Excuse Demotivational Poster


TAGS: your excuse is now invalid
Rating: 4.62/5

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caveman - August 27, 2012, 4:22 am
Honestly i'm not sure how you would be able to do that, apart from just using a colour printer
martindl34 - August 26, 2012, 10:46 am
I still want to know how to get a picture of Oscar running for my gym wall just like this one
steve1961 - August 5, 2012, 1:20 pm
I don't give compliments easily but I love this poster very much. 5 well-deserved lions and I hope you get many more.
CloudchaserS - August 5, 2012, 11:34 am
I like to think that people like him aren't handicapped. They just have a different way of getting along and doing what they enjoy than the rest of us.


TAGS: excuses
Rating: 4.56/5

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steve1961 - September 20, 2015, 9:28 pm
The Earth has plenty of both...and it's still full of ****.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 20, 2015, 8:12 pm
Excuses are like assholes if you don't have them you're full of shit.
EmilioDumphque - August 16, 2012, 2:00 am
Those look like some very long tibias.


TAGS: excuses
Rating: 4.65/5

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mariand - May 25, 2011, 3:00 pm
WOW!... thats so true... the best is "I thought you don't love me anymore"...hahaha
justme - May 25, 2011, 1:16 pm
true... would it be hard now to say "you can ask my ex"

MY MOMMY SAYS - I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see... and then she laughs and laughs.

TAGS: fat excuses
Rating: 4.5/5

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Rudedog - February 3, 2013, 1:21 am
I'm sorry it's late and can I retract the last comment? Damn Canadian blended whiskey.
Rudedog - February 3, 2013, 1:19 am
You're right. I've switched to Buddism now in my afterlife I could be reincarnated as his sarcoptic mange mite.
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 11:43 pm
Naw Rude you won't be punished, but pray you don't run into the kid up there...teehee.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 11:38 pm
If I say it's funny will be punished in the afterlife? OK it's kinda funny; I'm agnostic.

BA-K-47 RIFLE - It doesn't go "BANG!" when you pull the trigger... It goes "NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM!"

TAGS: excuse me sgt but i ate my rifle
Rating: 2.53/5

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rerun - July 30, 2009, 8:33 pm

this is wrong...the bacon is touching the ground? Have you no shame?


TAGS: excused compounded memory age tomorrow
Rating: 4.78/5

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ICEMAN - April 16, 2011, 4:45 am
I'm considering voting on this one............... Maybe later. Yeah, later is good.


EXCUSES - You're only lying to yourself.


TAGS: life time day work job outdoor power wire feet high air net excuse office quote pilon tower
Rating: 3/5

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CANADA - August 20, 2009, 10:43 am
I work for Manitoba Hydro an I see these guys all the time. usually allot higher than 60 feet though

Calling In Sick -

TAGS: excuses work hooky sick calls
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - May 3, 2013, 1:18 am
Thanks Renza!
SLOHAND62 - May 2, 2013, 8:20 pm
ROFL I love it!! I'll try that tomorrow morning. 5 LAUGHS
Renza - May 2, 2013, 8:50 am
This is awesome miss priss


TAGS: excuses swimmer armless
Rating: 4.44/5

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Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:32 pm
Great! 5L
holymoly - April 6, 2012, 4:02 pm
then make me a sammich... with your feet
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 4:53 am
Brilliant... 5L + Fav



TAGS: blame prediction failure excuse doomsday
Rating: 4.55/5

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CloudchaserS - December 21, 2012, 10:42 am
Oh that's easy. Depending on your political party affiliation, just blame Democrats or Republicans


TAGS: excuses
Rating: 3.37/5

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He Started It -


TAGS: another excuse for a chickfake cubby
Rating: 4.79/5

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rerun - October 17, 2010, 11:46 pm

I married one, sometimes I miss her (well, the sex anyway)
pzykosiz - October 17, 2010, 10:09 pm
good point
Cubbybear - October 17, 2010, 9:55 pm
Nothing wrong with a slut...you're not gonna marry them
pzykosiz - October 17, 2010, 9:52 pm
known plenty, but their all sluts
Cubbybear - October 17, 2010, 9:52 pm
Ever had one? Try it.
Zealot - October 17, 2010, 9:19 pm
Sry but i could never date a stupid girl

@#$%! -

TAGS: havent you always wanted that excuse before
Rating: 4.6/5

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GreyScorpion - May 26, 2010, 11:31 pm
haha, he said spelunker, 5L
agdaniele - May 26, 2010, 9:03 pm
You get in trouble because the donkey was consentual.
CpnKangaroo - May 26, 2010, 6:37 pm
when you're trying to alleviate pain and suddenly you have an "attitude problem" and "need counseling" because you also "bit a 3 year old"
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 6:25 pm

Mooove iT ! -

TAGS: cows carnivores escape faster excuse
Rating: 4.6/5

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MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:17 pm
Amen daddy!
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:16 pm
Ditto what I replied.
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 10:16 pm
Thank you!
ughomer - November 3, 2013, 9:38 pm
DittO what GaryO posted.
GaryO - November 3, 2013, 7:29 pm
Excellent, Missy.
lgvernon - November 3, 2013, 2:44 pm

At our table, long ago~~ "I'm going to be a vegetarian," our daughter said, eyeing her pork chop with disgust. "Listen," her dad said, "if God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat. Now eat!"

Procrastinate! -


DOUBLE STANDARDS - Yeah, I've got them. But I'm Bi-polar, what's your excuse?

S T U P I D - No matter how hard you try... ...you can't fix it.


TAGS: fat ugly infidelity excuses cheating other women
Rating: 4.13/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 19, 2010, 9:25 pm
he drinks too much because


TAGS: timmy excuses
Rating: 4.13/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:44 pm
ROR! Nice one RL. 5L
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 1:11 am
Yeeesh... I'm a timmy? 5L

WII FIT - A brand new Excuse to not go outside!

SONUVA... - "Hey look! We both have on Buster Browns!"

TAGS: whats the excuse gonna be this time
Rating: 3.37/5

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Airman - April 15, 2011, 6:20 pm
of course
Sean - April 15, 2011, 6:15 pm
Airman - April 15, 2011, 3:42 pm
depends on what music is playing
Sean - April 15, 2011, 3:41 pm
In fact I'm doing it right now ... or at least with someone who claims to be a SAUDI prince.
Sean - April 15, 2011, 3:34 pm
But holding hands with a Saudi Prince is hunky dory, and not the least bit ghey.
Fiodh - April 15, 2011, 2:02 pm
I'm sorry; OUR tradition is that the US does not bow to anyone.
BoneCD - December 5, 2009, 2:23 pm
Oh Oh...I know what to get him for Xmas...Soap-on-a-Rope
Portgas D. Ace - December 5, 2009, 2:17 pm
That was just the right thing to do. Its Japanese tradition to honor people who are older than you (and bowing, too) And if this Japanese guy is so small, well you have to bow down as if you wanted to pick up the soap.
WTFO - November 18, 2009, 11:36 pm
Yet another subserviant move by the apologizer in chief.
Ed-Hyde - November 17, 2009, 10:21 am
Really?? No one on the white house staff bothered to take this virgin politician aside and teach him protocol??

ELVES - There are none in this picture

TAGS: just needed and excuse to post this
Rating: 3.29/5

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Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 6:35 pm
Mmmmmmm, beach volley ball. What a spectator sport!


TAGS: excuse me wtf are you doing dancing
Rating: 2.94/5

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Mongo - September 29, 2009, 2:07 pm
Poser! Come up with your own!
Player_Meyer - September 29, 2009, 9:07 am
Repost... and you didn't make this

EMOS - And just an excuse for girls to act like while having menstruation

TAGS: emo emos girl boy girls boys excuse
Rating: 2.88/5

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Seb - December 22, 2008, 10:17 am
I take offence at that(I know it#s just a joke, you don't know difficult it is). I'm no emo, and we don't need a excuse to what we want.
Orsis - June 23, 2008, 10:50 pm
ROFL. Best. Sentence. So Far (I dont say ever, you'll never now when someting bigger comes to town).

EXCUSE ME OFFICER - You have something right there .... ohhh! Grape soda!

TAGS: excuse me
Rating: 2.56/5

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A lot of people -

Dieter's Logic -

TAGS: cake diets sayings logic excuses
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 27, 2013, 1:15 am
Little...just shush up and eat your cake...teehee.
chickenlittle - November 26, 2013, 2:36 pm
Words of wisdom! Even Marie Antoinette knew this. Let them eat it.

Excuse my French -

TAGS: mother excuse french teacher speak
Rating: 4.78/5

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RogAz1 - May 12, 2013, 10:41 pm
5 French lions for You

dark&pink -


TAGS: well excuse you
Rating: 2.79/5

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LAME EXCUSES - 1) My brother started it 2) It was only ketchup 3) My Mom freaked out

TAGS: excuses lame blame dodge
Rating: 2/5

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steve1961 - July 8, 2012, 4:34 pm
What's your excuse?

Now Milton, don't be greedy -


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